What a winner this one! I’m a complete novice when it comes to raping a Crunchie bar but this book gives a step by step tutorial on exactly how to master the art. Complete with graphic images of crowds of Maltesers being stalked through the streets of Bournville. No self respecting confectionary fiddler would want to be without this one. A comprehensive and detailed map indicating exactly where all the sweets meets are. Have you ever wondered what’s the best way to approach a score of unopened Aztec bars.* All in all a very informative book for both novice and expert alike. A signed limited edition copy comes complete with a Fry’s Turkish Delight and pair of chocolate brown boxers!
* You must be at least 45 years old to remember these choccy bars
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